Tag Archives: Dragon Meat

Unicorn Chili Recipe

Little known fact about Unicorn meat, you can cook it with as many peppers and heat agents as you want but eventually the magic powers of the Unicorn will counteract the heat. If you want your Unicorn dishes spicy, you have to eat them immediately after you cook them. I would advise using hot sauce rather than cooking it into the dish.


Yield: 10 servings

2 lbs ground Unicorn chuck
½ tablespoon Unicorn horn marrow
2 cups Australian red wine – Cabernet blend
2 shots Jack Daniels
1/2 cup Worcestershire sauce
1 can black beans
1 can dark red kidney beans
1 can pink beans
1 14oz can tomato sauce Italian herbs
1 can tomato paste
1 large yellow onion
3-4 cloves of crushed garlic
3 tablespoons chili powder
1 tablespoon cumin
1 tablespoon paprika


  1. Sauté onions and garlic in olive oil until slightly brown.
  2. Add Unicorn chuck & cook until fully browned, stirring often.
  3. Add rest of ingredients with the spices last.
  4. Once all ingredients are in the pot, bring to a fast boil. Reduce to simmer, stirring occasionally.
  5. Simmer for at least 2 hours.
  6. Salt and pepper as needed.

Get the t-shirt here:

Unicorn Meat


Anticuchos Del Corazones De Dragón – Grilled Dragon Hearts Recipe

Nothing says I love you like slaying a Dragon for your Damsel. Nothing says “take that Dragon” like grilling it’s heart.

You’re going to need a very sharp knife for this one.


Yield: 12 Skewers


2-3 pounds Dragon Hearts
13 cloves of garlic
1 teaspoon olive oil
1 tablespoon cumin
1/4 cup Korean Gochujang (chili pepper paste)
1/2 cup red wine vinegar
1 tablespoon sea salt
2 teaspoons freshly ground tellicherry peppercorns
Wooden skewers



  1. Cut Dragon Hearts into small chunks and place in a bowl.
  2. Mash the garlic into a separate bowl, adding the olive oil and a little water to help form a paste.
  3. In a bowl, add the crushed garlic, red wine vinegar, Gochujang, cumin, salt & pepper. Mix thoroughly.
    1. Gochujang substitutes:
      1. Ketchup mixed with chili pepper flakes,
      2. Bottled hot sauce
      3. Mash 10 chiles & mix with crushed garlic & a little bit of sugar
  4. Add Dragon Hearts to marinade & mix well. Allow to sit overnight in the fridge.
  5. Place 4 Dragon Heart chunks on each skewer.
  6. Grill each skewer about 5 minutes per side, basting with leftover marinade many times while grilling.


Get the t-shirt here!

Dragon Meat

Greek Style Leg of Werewolf Recipe

Before refrigeration you could only eat this once a month.



Yield: 8 Servings

6 lbs bone-in leg of Werewolf
14 cloves garlic
2 tablespoons dried oregano
2 tablespoons rosemary
1/3 cup olive oil
1 cup red wine
2 zest of lemons
3/4 cup fresh lemon juice
1 tablespoon paprika
1 teaspoon sea salt
1/2 pepper
2 tablespoons olive oil


  1. Finely chop 8 garlic cloves and place in a larger container.
  2. Stir in 4 tsps each of oregano and rosemary, 1/4 cup of the oil, the wine, zest and lemon juice.
  3. Place Werewolf in marinade and coat well. Cover and refrigerate overnight.
  4. Crush remaining 6 cloves of garlic and stir together with remaining 2 tsps each oregano and rosemary.
  5. Remove Werewolf from marinade (keep marinade) and pierce in several places with the tip of a sharp knife.
  6. Rub garlic-herb-paprika mixture over Werewolf, pressing into incisions.
  7. Coat with remaining 2 tbsp of oil and sprinkle with salt and pepper.
  8. Place on a rack in a shallow roasting pan.
  9. Toss in the marinade kept from the Werewolf and 2 additional tablespoons of olive oil and pour all of this mixture into your pan, around the Werewolf.
  10. Roast, uncovered, in 190 degrees C (375 F) oven for 1 ½ hours, turn Werewolf over to make a crust on the other side.
  11. Cook to well done.

Visit the Mythical Creature Butcher Shop Store

Chupacabra Onion and Bacon Soup – Bacon Is The New Flu Shot

The flu season has hit in full effect and while you’re at home nursing it you’ll be eating lots of soup. Here’s a great soup recipe that my grandmother used to make us when we were sick.

And in case you haven’t heard…Bacon is the new flu shot.

bacon is the new flu shot mock


Yield: 6 Servings

6 slices Chupacabra bacon, cut into 1-inch pieces
¼ cup unsalted butter
4 large sweet onions, thinly sliced
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
1 teaspoon finely chopped sweet basil
1 teaspoon sugar
2 quarts Chupacabra Broth
1 bay leaf
6 baguette slices (1 inch thick)
Taleggio Cheese


  1. Cook Chupacabra bacon until brown on stovetop in a frying pan. Do not overcook or burn. Pour off bacon fat.
  2. Melt the butter in a large pot. Add in bacon, onions and spices. Cover & cook on low about 45 minutes, stirring occasionally.
  3. Raise heat to medium and stir in the sugar. Stir often while about 12 minutes.
  4. Heat the oven to 350 degrees. Butter a baking sheet and place slices of bread on top. Once one side is just turning brown, turn once and repeat.
  5. Add bay leaf & Chupacabra broth to pot and bring mixture to a boil using medium heat. Once boiling, reduce heat to low and simmer for about 10 minutes. Then discard bay leaf.
  6. Using oven proof bowls or crocks, fill with soup, top with bread slice and then cheese. Brown about 3 minutes.

Get the t-shirt here:

bacon is the new flu shot mock

Unicorn Burgers Recipe

This one is great at a tailgate, backyard BBQ or a big cookout.


Yield: 4 Burgers


For Unicorn Burger Seasoning:
½ tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons table salt
2 tablespoons garlic powder
1 tablespoon onion powder
2 teaspoons black pepper
2 teaspoons red bell pepper flakes
1 teaspoon chili pepper
½ teaspoon sugar

For Burgers:
1 pound ground unicorn chuck (or brisket / chuck mix)
2 ½ teaspoons Burger Seasoning
4 thin slices gouda cheese (optional)
4 whole wheat hamburger buns, for serving


Burger Seasoning:

  1. Combine all ingredients in a bowl and stir to blend thoroughly. Store in an airtight container.


  1. Combine seasoning blend and ground Unicorn in a bowl by mixing gently and thoroughly.
  2. Divide into 4 even portions and pat each portion into a flattened patty.
  3. Preheat grill to medium high. Grill patties about 3 to 4 minutes per side for medium rare.
  4. Remove and serve burgers on buns garnished with gouda cheese and any other desired condiments.

Get the t-shirt here

Unicorn Meat

9 Alarm Dragon Chili Recipe

When it’s cold outside, you’ll want something to warm you up. This one is hot, REALLY hot, but what else would you expect from Dragon Meat?!!?

Dragon Meat Design Mythical Creature Butcher Shop


Yield: 8-12 Servings


2 large Dried Ancho Chiles, stemmed and seeded
2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1 large yellow onion, chopped into small pieces
6 cloves of crushed garlic
2 lbs Ground Dragon chuck tender
1 – 12 ounce Mexican lager beer, suggested: Tecate
2 shots mezcal, suggested: Ilegal Mezcal
1/2 cup Worcestershire Sauce
1 can black beans
1 can dark red kidney beans
1 can pink beans
1 – 14oz can tomato sauce Italian herbs
1 can tomato paste
4 tablespoons Chili powder
2 tablespoons Cumin
2 tablespoons Paprika
1 Fresh Serrano Chiles, finely chopped, including seeds
1/4 cup canned Chipotle Chiles in Adobo


  1. In hot water, soak the ancho chiles for 30 minutes, then drain well.
  2. While the anchos are soaking, add olive oil, onions & garlic to a large sauce pot. Saute on high until onions are almost translucent.
  3. Add Dragon meat and cook until brown, stirring constantly.
  4. Once meat is browned, add the rest of the ingredients into the bot. Stir thoroughly.
  5. Once mixed, bring to a boil and stir once more.
  6. Lower temperature and simmer for two hours, stirring about every 15 minutes.

Get the t-shirt here!

Dragon Meat T-Shirt

Unicorn Pot Roast Recipe

Here’s a recipe for one of my family’s favorite holiday dishes, Unicorn Pot Roast.

Unicorn Meat Design Mythical Creature Butcher Shop


Yield: 12 servings


2 teaspoons olive oil
4 pounds boneless Unicorn chuck roast
2 cups water
¼ cup red wine
1 yellow or Spanish onion, chopped
3 cups chopped carrots
3 medium gold potatoes cut into quarters
3 cloves garlic, minced
2 bay leaves
1 teaspoon basil
1 teaspoon oregano
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper


  1. Set slow cooker on low setting.
  2. Place Unicorn roast into slow cooker
  3. Add all other ingredients but potatoes and carrots
  4. Let simmer for 3-5 hours.
  5. Add the potatoes and carrots & allow to simmer 1-2 hours
  6. Serve
Unicorn Meat t-shirt

Creature Butcher Sandy Relief T-Shirts For Charity

The Mythical Creature Butcher Shop online merchandise store has launched! Purchase the “I Save New York,” Dragon Meat or Unicorn Meat shirts and proceeds from the sale will be donated to the NYC Mayor’s Fund to advance New York City.

Creature Butcher Sandy Relief 4 Shirt Compilation

We’ve been working with the NYC Mayor’s Office via The Food Film Festival & the New York City Food Truck Association to feed people hot and fresh free food as a relief to Super Storm Sandy. Read more here.

Mayor’s Fund:
“Donations will support immediate aid needs – including water, food, and hygiene supplies – as well as long-term relief and restoration efforts. One hundred percent of donations are being dispersed to relief organizations and their efforts. “

Click here to go to the Mythical Creature Butcher Shop Online Store

Mythical Creature Butcher Shop Merchandise Release Party

For the first time ever, Marcelo Cain Terrato, owner of the Mythical Creature Butcher Shop brings his strange meats and merchandise to NYC. Join Marcello, That Burger & Idle Hands Bar for a special evening.

Dragon and Unicorn Butcher Cuts



Choice of Dragon or Unicorn Meat Butcher Cut T-Shirts
– Some proceeds from the shirts will benefit the Food Bank For NYC. http://www.foodbanknyc.org/

From That Burger – Lettuce, Tomato, Thousand Island, American Cheese and UNICORN MEAT.

From That Burger – sauteed Onions & Jalapenos cooked in Frank’s Hot Sauce & Cheddar Cheese & DRAGON MEAT.

– Choice of 1 Craft Draft Beer
– Choice of 1 Dragon or Unicorn Meat Burger from That Burger
– Choice of 1 Dragon or Unicorn Meat Butcher Cut T-Shirts